THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LOSER: JOEY POINDEXTER!!!

INFO:

SPECIES: HUMAN

NICKNAMES: Stupid idiot loser, "The J man"

AGE: 25

GENDER: Transgender male

OCCUPATION: Paranormal researcher/fast food worker

LIKES: Rodents, The Paranormal, Conspiracy Theories, Old Technology, Abandoned Places, Coffee, Apple Cider, Weezer, Talking Heads

DISLIKES: Cooking, Loud noises, slimy textures

STATE NIGHTMARE:West Virgina